Marty Pollio famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
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I had a financial page to write in the Mail on Sunday where Id give tips on shares. I worked there for two and a half years. Nothing compares to the burst of energy felt on a newsroom floor when a big story breaks.
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On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is -- can you win or lose like a man?
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How did you . . . pass the time?’ Sunday asked. ‘You couldn’t just ching out of it, could you?’ ‘We had a different form of chinging,’ Eunice said. ‘An earlier type of virtual-reality technology, much more robust and completely unaffected by time lag. You may have heard of it. We called it “readingâ€.
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I have church on Sunday.†“Of course you do.†“You’re welcome to come along.†“Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.†“That’s a shame.†“It’s the bane of my existence.†- Beth and Jake
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Like a pet fish unaware of the fishbowl it lives in, each of us inherently discriminates against young people without knowing it.
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Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back.
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