Ed McMahon famous quotes

04-17-2025

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
-- Ed McMahon

#Drunk #Ruling The World #Whiskey
Honesty is the most single most important factor having a direct bearing on the final success of an individual, corporation, or product.
-- Ed McMahon

#Honesty #Army #Important
Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.
-- Ed McMahon

#Real #Golf #Estates
The image of a community is fundamentally important to its economic well-being. If all places look alike, there's no reason to go anywhere.
-- Ed McMahon

#Nature #Smart #Community
The best places to live, work, and visit are those places that are willing to uphold their standards in the face of pressure to allow lowest common denominator development... Successful communities understand that when they say no to development that is contrary to the long-term health of their community, they will almost always get better development in its place.
-- Ed McMahon

#Nature #Smart #Successful
Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married.
-- Ed McMahon

#Swag #Two #People
Agriculture is the new golf
-- Ed McMahon

#Golf #Agriculture
All Americans need a sense of place. That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about.
-- Ed McMahon

#Caring #Needs #Surroundings
There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.
-- Ed McMahon

#Night #Eight #People
There is no planning. On the night it is really great, it's euphoria and if it is not so great there is always tomorrow night. That was his attitude.
-- Ed McMahon

#Attitude #Night #Planning
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing.
-- Ed McMahon

#Inspirational #Needs #Happy Marriage
Like Venice, Italy, New Orleans is a cultural treasure. And everyone who lived in the city should be allowed to come back. But that doesn't mean that they all should live in exactly the same spot that they lived before.
-- Ed McMahon

#Mean #Cities #Venice
I have learned two important lessons from my association with the Marine Corps: always be on time and always be ready to do what is required when you get there.
-- Ed McMahon

#Marine #Two #Important
It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.
-- Ed McMahon

#Community #Downtown #Kind

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