Dentist famous quotes

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.
-- Amy-Jill Levine

#Shepherds #Dentist #Sadistic

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
-- Ann Landers

#Blessed #Dentist #Conversation

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.
-- Anna Deavere Smith

#Doctors #Lucky #Dentist

We've got to let the people know that there is a necessity, it's not even an option, it's a necessity to have a chiropractor. As much as it is a necessity to have a dentist, if you have a dentist for the family, you should have your chiropractor for the family.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

#People #Dentist #Should

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.
-- Bill Cosby

#Children #Emergencies #Dentist

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
-- Bill Cosby

#Toilets #Dentist #Miniatures

What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist?
-- C. S. Lewis

#Mean #People #Dentist

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
-- George D. Prentice

#Looks #Mouths #Dentist

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.
-- Gordon Korman

#Dentist

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
-- Joan Rivers

#Rooms #Dentist #Canaries

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.
-- Joseph Barbera

#Choices #Teeth #Dentist

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be,
-- Joshua Ferris

#Doctors #Half #Dentist

I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue. I had to do the Calvin Klein show without the tooth.
-- Kate Moss

#Hate #I Hate #Dentist

My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.
-- Lasse Hallstrom

#Father #Passion #Dentist

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.
-- Leonard Woolf

#People #Painful #Dentist

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.
-- Phil Gramm

#Dentist

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.
-- Ralph Nader

#Sugar #Dentist

Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist.
-- Russell Banks

#Agents #Lawyer #Dentist

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
-- Russell Banks

#Average #Able #Dentist

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair
-- Sammy Gravano

#Mouths #Crime #Dentist

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.
-- Sofia Vergara

#Actresses #Want #Dentist

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.
-- Stephen Chbosky

#Dentist #Ask Me

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth,'
-- Steve Buscemi

#Teeth #Helping #Dentist

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
-- Taylor Caldwell

#World #Dentist

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.
-- Timothy Olyphant

#Sports #Dentist #Mark

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
-- Tommy Cooper

#Funny #Dog #Dentist

No woman is a heroine to her dentist.
-- Val McDermid

#Dentist #Heroines

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
-- Woody Allen

#Thinking #Reality #Dentist

I don't photograph anyone if I can't meet with them first because if I don't do that, then they're just going to the dentist and they're filled with fear. They don't know who I am.
-- Carol Friedman

#Who I Am #Firsts #Dentist

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.
-- Joelle Carter

#Office #Kind #Dentist

I go to the dentist, not a shrink.
-- Takashi Miike

#Dentist #Shrinks

You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.
-- Brice Marden

#Way #Dentist #Endeavor