"I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.""

-- Tommy Cooper

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Dentist Quotes

“When morals decline and good men do nothing, evil flourishes.”
“I think once everything is in place, once you've kind of wrapped your head around the story and the character, it's very liberating and you can start doing things like you would do.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I have always found the word 'Europe' on the lips of those who wanted something from others which they dared not demand in their own names!”
“Men like me are impossible until the day when they become necessary.”
“No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.”

Source : "See It Now" (CBS), March 7, 1954.
“There are lots of ways to bring joy, happiness, peace, laughter, hope and comfort into your life, and they cost absolutely nothing.”

Source : "31 Free Ways To Find Happiness" by Sandra Magsamen, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 1, 2009.
“I'm not sure if Cupitt himself still uses this term, but it's useful in suggesting that, actually, there are more choices than the choice between nihilism and faith. In fact, the issue may not be faith as such but the fact that for millennia, Christianity has buttressed itself with a particular kind of metaphysics that has now seemingly reached the end of its life-span. But perhaps Buddhist metaphysics could provide an alternative here - or, at least, offer a direction of travel.”

Source : "Towards hope". Interview with Richard Marshall, www.3ammagazine.com. July 18, 2014.
“The songs that I'm able to write are the songs I'm able to write, whatever they may be. The path I've cut for myself is pop music - love-y pop music. That's what I enjoy doing. And I don't think I'm going to get sick of it anytime soon.”

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