Ocupation: Television writer
Life: May 4, 1923 - July 4, 2012
Birthday: May 4
Death: July 4
I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said 'I'll just print another ten'.
Topics: Book, Said, Print
I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Topics: Lunch, Champion, Salt
I'm proud of being a vaudevillian, the last of my line. A lot of people think my entertainment is candy-floss. Well, entertainment is too aggressive these days, all 'in your face'.
source: - "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
Topics: Thinking, People, Lines
Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.
Topics: Mean, Watches, Tvs, Remote Control
