Marty Feldman famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
-- Marty Feldman

#Funny #Intelligent #Vegetarianism
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
-- Marty Feldman

#Mustache #Compliment #Sincere
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
-- Marty Feldman

#Wish #Embarrassing #Jokes
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
-- Marty Feldman

#Done #Enjoy
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
-- Marty Feldman

#Sex #Men #Two
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
-- Marty Feldman

#Comedy
Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
-- Marty Feldman

#Growing Up #Young #Die Young
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
-- Marty Feldman

#Promise #Politician
It could be worse... It could be raining
-- Marty Feldman

#Rain
Money can't buy poverty.
-- Marty Feldman

#Money #Poverty
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
-- Marty Feldman

#Pain #Tombstone #Love You
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
-- Marty Feldman

#Differences #Want #Directors

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