N. F. Simpson famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
-- N. F. Simpson

#Drinking #Reality #Alcohol
I eat merely to put food out of my mind.
-- N. F. Simpson

#Mind #Of My Mind
Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.
-- N. F. Simpson

#Enemy #Liberty #Remember
Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth in his brother's parachute and the scorpion in his neighbor's underwear.
-- N. F. Simpson

#Brother #Heart #Fate
Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
-- N. F. Simpson

#Alcohol #Sanity #Illusion

Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.
Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton built on Trent? Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man. Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink For fellows whom it hurts to think: Look into the pewter pot To see the world as the world's not.
Writing fulfils an insatiable drive. Finishing the story satisfies my thirst. But I must keep drinking until the story quenches a buyer.
For me, one of the important things about keeping vocally healthy is warming up and making sure I'm aware where my voice is at, drinking lots of water and getting plenty of sleep, and just taking care of myself with exercise and eating healthy.
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
It is claimed that the United States gets the cleanest and purest tea in the market, and certainly it is too good to warrant the nervous apprehension which strains and dilutes it into nothingness. The English do not strain their tea in the fervid fashion we do. They like to see a few leaves dawdling about the cup. They like to know what they are drinking.
If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
Tonight I'm the designated drinker.
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.

N. F. Simpson famous quotes

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