Kenneth Tynan famous quotes

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Beautiful #Men #Car

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Secret #Neurosis

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Art #Strong #Forever

How far should one accept the rules of the society in which one lives? To put it another way: at what point does conformity become corruption? Only by answering such questions does the conscience truly define itself.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Integrity #Doe #Way

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theater from inarticulate glumness.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Years #Sacred #Theater

William Congreve is the only sophisticated playwright England has produced; and like Shaw, Sheridan, and Wilde, his nearest rivals, he was brought up in Ireland.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Rivals #England #Sophisticated

I do not see the E.E.C. [European Economic Community] as a great love affair. It's more like nine middle aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Travel #Couple #Home

When you've seen all of Ionesco's plays, I felt at the end, you've seen one of them.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Play #Ends

I hope I never need to believe in God. It would be an awful confession of failure.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Believe #Would Be #Needs

Any country that has sexual censorship will eventually have political censorship.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Country #Political #Censorship

I doubt if I could love anyone who did not wish to see Look Back in Anger.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Doubt #Wish #Looks

All of life is more or less what the French would call s'imposer, to be able to create one's own terms for what one does.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Life #Doe #Able

Art and ideology often interact on each other; but the plain fact is that both spring from a common source. Both draw on human experience to explain mankind to itself; both attempt, in very different ways, to assemble coherence from seemingly unrelated phenomena; both stand guard for us against chaos.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Art #Spring #Different

The man who reacts to the universe with a cry of impotent anguish is acceptable as an artist only if he can persuade us that he has sanely considered the other possible reactions and found them inadequate.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Artist #Men #Cry

When a society has doubts about its future, it tends to produce spokesmen whose main appeal is to the emotions, who argue from intuitions, and whose claim to be truth-bearers rests solely on intense personal feeling.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Feelings #Doubt #Intuition

Does the critic wish to influence the kind of film that costs more than £250,000? It is as if he were to send a postcard to General Motors explaining that he would like them to make a raft next year, or a helicopter, instead of a car.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Years #Car #Wish

Everyone is vulnerable who is at once gifted and gregarious.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Vulnerable #Gregarious #Gifted

Judge and prosecutor had hammered it home that Lady Chatterly was an immoral woman, that she had had sexual relations before marriage, that she had committed adultery under her husband's roof; as if these charges somehow disqualified her from participation in serious literature. Indeed, there were long periods of the trial during which an outsider might well have assumed that a divorce case was being heard.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Husband #Home #Divorce

In most writers, style is a welcome, an invitation, a letting down of the drawbridge between the artist and the world. Shaw had no time for such ruses. Unlike most of his countrymen, he abominated charm, which he regarded as evidence of chronic temperamental weakness.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Artist #Style #Weakness

Dichotomy = operation performed on lesbians to make them normal.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Normal #Operations #Dichotomy

A villain who shares one's guilt is inevitably more attractive than a hero convinced of one's innocence.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Hero #Guilt #Innocence

All writing is an antisocial act, since the writer is a man who can speak freely only when alone; to be himself he must lock himself up, to communicate he must cut himself off from all communication; and in this there is something always a little mad.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Communication #Writing #Cutting

A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Drama #Criticism #Theatre

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's people who are wise during the event.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Wise #Wisdom #People

A useful word previously unknown to me: 'ergophobia', meaning 'fear or hatred of work'. At last I can define myself in one word.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Hatred #Lasts

Drama criticism ... is a self-knowing account of the way in which one's consciousness has been modified during an evening at the theatre.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Drama #Self #Knowing

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Theatre #Connections #World

We shall be judged by what we do, not by how we felt while we were doing it.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Judged

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Love #Drunk #Sober

The greatest films are those which show how society shapes man. The greatest plays are those which show how man shapes society.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Men #Play #Shapes

Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clenches his fist.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Hands #Fists #Performing

The unique thing about Margaret Rutherford is that she can act with her chin alone. Among its many moods I especially cherish the chin commanding, the chin in doubt, and the chin at bay.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Unique #Doubt #Cherish

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Art #Essentials #Body

The sheer complexity of writing a play always had dazzled me. In an effort to understand it, I became a critic.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Writing #Play #Effort

Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Theatre #Instinct #Peeping

A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Play #Cities #Good Man

Among the classic tastes: bread sauce, Nuits St Georges Les Perdrix 1962, Worcestershire sauce, Toblerone and Bovril.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Food #Sauce #Taste

A novel is a static thing that one moves through; a play is a dynamic thing that moves past one.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Drama #Moving #Past

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Fear #Piano #Good Times

A city whose living immediacy is so urgent that when I am in it I lose all sense of the past.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Past #Cities #Immediacy

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Oysters #Hollywood #Pearls

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Art #Artist #Art Is

Pornography is writing that seeks primarily, even exclusively, to bring about sexual stimulation. This can be done crudely or delicately. In the former case it would be bad literature; in the latter good.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Writing #Creative #Would Be

I attacked those Western playwrights who use their influence and affluence to preach to the world the nihilistic doctrine that life is pointless and irrationally destructive, and that there is nothing we can do about it. Until everyone is fed, clothed, housed and taught, until human beings have equal leisure to contemplate the overwhelming fact of mortality, we should not (I argued) indulge in the luxury of "privileged despair.
-- Kenneth Tynan

#Luxury #Despair #Doctrine