Eric Morecambe famous quotes
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order
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I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
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I can never think of the time I spend idling in railway stations as lost; it's a waiting liberated from the three temporal vices of regret, anticipation or boredom, the weak echo of that bliss spent between lifetimes.
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I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.
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We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.
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This land is a monopoly of erroneous ideas.
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I discovered that the most dangerous mask is the one worn by intelligent people because they are clever at their disguise.
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I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
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Go to the meadows, go to the garden, go to the woods. Open your eyes!
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Fertility of the soil is the future of civilization.
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A garden, you know, is a very usual refuge of a disappointed politician. Accordingly, I have purchased a few acres about nine miles from town, have built a house, and am cultivating a garden.
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Consult the genius of the place, that paints as you plant, and as you work.
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When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said "The what of a what?" which didn't help us as much as we had hoped, but luckily Owl kept his head and told us that the Opposite of an Introduction, my dear Pooh, was a Contradiction; and, as he is very good at long words, I am sure that that's what it is.
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Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!†said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.
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The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
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