Eric Morecambe famous quotes

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  • This land is a monopoly of erroneous ideas.

  • I discovered that the most dangerous mask is the one worn by intelligent people because they are clever at their disguise.

  • I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.

  • Go to the meadows, go to the garden, go to the woods. Open your eyes!

  • Fertility of the soil is the future of civilization.

  • A garden, you know, is a very usual refuge of a disappointed politician. Accordingly, I have purchased a few acres about nine miles from town, have built a house, and am cultivating a garden.

  • Consult the genius of the place, that paints as you plant, and as you work.

  • When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said "The what of a what?" which didn't help us as much as we had hoped, but luckily Owl kept his head and told us that the Opposite of an Introduction, my dear Pooh, was a Contradiction; and, as he is very good at long words, I am sure that that's what it is.

  • Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

  • The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.