"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."

-- Bill Cosby

#Toilets Quotes #Dentist Quotes #Miniatures Quotes

“The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“It is a maxim of old that among themselves all things are common to friends.”
“I think that a particle must have a separate reality independent of the measurements. That is an electron has spin, location and so forth even when it is not being measured. I like to think that the moon is there even if I am not looking at it.”
“I will get married soon. It is in the pipeline. I believe in the institution of marriage.”
“Tremble, all ye oppressors of the world!”

Source : Richard Price (1790). “A Discourse on the Love of Our Country: Delivered on Nov. 4, 1789, at the Meeting-house in the Old Jewry, to the Society for Commemorating the Revolution in Great Britain”, p.50
“I completed medical school at Loma Linda University School of Medicine in 1984.”
“I dont have a problem with fame. I got into this business intending to be very successful, but I wanted it to be at my price.”
“I auditioned nine times for 'Delhi Belly,' and it was torturous!”

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