Tom Papa famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.
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In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.
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My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.
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In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.
-- Tom Papa
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To justify God's ways to man.
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Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton built on Trent? Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man. Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink For fellows whom it hurts to think: Look into the pewter pot To see the world as the world's not.
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For me, one of the important things about keeping vocally healthy is warming up and making sure I'm aware where my voice is at, drinking lots of water and getting plenty of sleep, and just taking care of myself with exercise and eating healthy.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.
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When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.
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But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.
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It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
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The real problem with all drugs is that they work. Fantastically. They're great, right up until the moment they kill you.
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As applied to substance abuse, the cognitive approach helps individuals to come to grips with the problems leading to emotional distress and to gain a broader perspective on their reliance on drugs for pleasure and/or relief from discomfort.
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