Orny Adams famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I'm single by choice. Not my choice.
-- Orny Adams

#Humor #Choices
Do what you wanna do. Really follow your dreams. Fail as many times as you can because youll only get better.
-- Orny Adams

#Dream #Follow Your Dreams #Get Better

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side.
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.
The ground for taking ignorance to be restrictive of freedom is that it causes people to make choices which they would not have made if they had seen what the realization of their choices involved.
She didn't know then that life has a way of backing you into a corner. You make your choices when you're far too young to understand their implications, and with each choice you make the field of possibility narrows. You choose a career and other careers are lost to you. You choose a mate and commit to loving no other.
We can consider the process of healthy growth to be a never ending series of free choice situations, confronting each individual at every point throughout his life, in which he must choose between the delights of safety and growth, dependence and independence, regression and progression, immaturity and maturity.
You are free to choose. You are not free not to choose. No choice is a choice. You are free to choose but you are not free to choose the consequences of that choice.

Orny Adams famous quotes

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