Darrell Hammond famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Moving #Way
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Years #Ideas #Two
I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Leader #World #Clown
I don't know if I want to be a big star though.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Stars #Want #Bigs
I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Sitcom
I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.
-- Darrell Hammond

#People #Sometimes
If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Reality
Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Home #Night #Might
It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Play #Want #Tough
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
-- Darrell Hammond

#People #Screwed Up
When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Home #Florida #Parent
I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Book #Writing #Thinking
I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Doctors #Brain #Dialogue
I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Personality #Schizophrenia #Disorder
College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Kids #College #Example
I belong to the Democratic Party.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Party #Democratic #Democratic Party
Doctors didn't know what to do with me.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Doctors
Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Symptoms
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Giving #Snl #Easy
I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.
-- Darrell Hammond

#League #Major League #Incredibles
I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Mother #Growing Up #Home
I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Psych #Long #Institutions
The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Running #President #Sound

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