"Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head."

-- Darrell Hammond

#People Quotes #Screwed Up Quotes

“I love to be the lead, but you can't always be the lead.”
“I write books to change the world. Perhaps I can only change one little piece of that world. But if I can empower teachers and good citizens to give these children, who are the poorest of the poor, the same opportunity we give our own kids, then I'll feel my life has been worth it.”
“Faygo's like a Detroit thing, and you can't really find it everywhere, but the difference between Faygo Creme Soda and other cream sodas is that it's foamy. Faygo Creme Soda is almost like Sprite, but it's cream soda, so that's ill!”
“I began writing with a Michael Buble mentality. I think he's fantastic, and it's the perfect music for any date night, ever.”
“My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.”
“Games sometimes can reveal things. To watch someone in movement, unconscious movement, can be very stimulating and revealing, whether they win or not”
“Where am I coming from? Where am I going? A fusillade of question marks.”

Source : Ciaran Carson (2015). “The Ballad of HMS Belfast”, p.14, Pan Macmillan
“You're gonna meet tons of different people throughout your life, and it's totally worth it to stick your neck out a little bit if you like someone. Even when you get shot down, it seems really devastating, but it's not in the long run.”

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