Chris Kattan famous quotes

04-19-2025

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs
-- Chris Kattan

#Thinking #Self #Laughing
I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.
-- Chris Kattan

#Morning #Moving #Cities
I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.
-- Chris Kattan

#Fun #Coffee #Light
I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids
-- Chris Kattan

#Children #Kids #Kids Love
I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world
-- Chris Kattan

#Wise #Nice #Men
It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India
-- Chris Kattan

#India #Different #Shooting
I'm fine with the life I have.
-- Chris Kattan

#Fine
Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.
-- Chris Kattan

#Believe #Believe In Yourself #Trying
I like women who are okay with who they are.
-- Chris Kattan

#Okay
Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic
-- Chris Kattan

#Energy #India #Spots
I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing
-- Chris Kattan

#New York #Fantastic #Traffic
Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well
-- Chris Kattan

#Character #Creating #Able
It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world
-- Chris Kattan

#Sound #World #Likes
I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that
-- Chris Kattan

#Men #People #Laughing
In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that
-- Chris Kattan

#Hollywood #Lasts #Saws
In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies
-- Chris Kattan

#Reality #Escaping #Hollywood
Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!
-- Chris Kattan

#Stars #Ocean #Sky
I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.
-- Chris Kattan

#Hilarious #Retarded #Starbucks
I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
-- Chris Kattan

#Hero #Dating #Wish
It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.
-- Chris Kattan

#Fun #Poke

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