Screwed Up famous quotes

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
-- Albert Brooks

#Firsts #Thongs #Screwed Up

You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up,
-- Alex Bogusky

#Culture #Fearful #Screwed Up

Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have.
-- Antony Starr

#Screwed Up

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
-- Corey Feldman

#Decision #Made #Screwed Up

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
-- Darrell Hammond

#People #Screwed Up

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.
-- Harvey Weinstein

#Personality #Screwed Up

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.
-- Jaclyn Moriarty

#Burning #Bombing #Screwed Up

Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.
-- Janet Fitch

#Men #Firsts #Screwed Up

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.
-- John Kricfalusi

#People #Talent #Screwed Up

I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.'
-- Laurie Halse Anderson

#Tree #Doubt #Screwed Up

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.
-- Rick Springfield

#Imagine #Screwed Up #Imagine That

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.
-- Robert Metcalfe

#Typical #Screwed Up

We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That's all we can see.
-- William H. Macy

#Sex #America #Screwed Up

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'
-- Dean Devlin

#Godzilla #Screwed Up #Knows

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.
-- Shawn Amos

#Screw Ups #Screws #Screwed Up