"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Albert Brooks

#Firsts Quotes #Thongs Quotes #Screwed Up Quotes

“Can a woman not keep her lover without she study to always please him with pleasure? Pew! then let her give up the game. Or shall my lover think with pleasing of me to win me indeed? Faugh! he payeth me then; doth he think I am for hire?”

Source : "Mistress of Mistresses". Book by Eric Rucker Eddison, 1935.
“Don't steal - the government hates competition!”
“I do not love strife, because I have always found that in the end each remains of the same opinion.”
“We treat sex so casually and use it for everything but what it is-which is ultimately making another human being with thoughts and feelings and rights”

Source : Biography/Personal Quote, www.imdb.com.
“I never really thought about what characters I play. I always just wanted different characters.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.”
“I'm not a psychopath, I'm a fully functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
“I don't choose what I compose. It chooses me.”

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