Screw Ups famous quotes
04-18-2025
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I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up.
-- Amy Ruley -
I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.
-- Anna Paquin -
Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut us down. God didn't make it a three-strikes-and-you're-out sort of thing. It's more about how God helps us dust ourselves off so we can swing for the fences again. And all of this without keeping a meticulous record of our screw-ups.
-- Bob Goff -
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
-- Caitlin Moran -
You got to harden yourself. Make, like, a shell around you. But not everyone can do it. If they got nothing to hang on to some of them screw up. They’re not in the game no more.
-- Charlie Higson -
I looked for certain attributes in a soldier. I know the modern method is to put the attributes into a computer and see what comes out. But as far as I am concerned, the computer is the worst damn instrument devised by man to screw up man-management.
-- Christopher Vokes -
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.
-- Daniel Radcliffe -
There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.
-- David Krumholtz -
I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We couldn't screw up takes for fun because we didn't have enough film.
-- Dean Cain -
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
-- Don Drysdale -
You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.
-- Fuzzy Zoeller -
You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.
-- Fuzzy Zoeller -
Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time.
-- Gary W. Keller -
I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome.
-- George Eads -
But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.
-- Grace Paley -
All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just keep trying to learn from the mistakes I've made.
-- J. J. Abrams -
You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
-- Jake Roberts -
Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
-- Jake Roberts -
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.
-- Jami Gertz -
You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.
-- Jeffree Star -
I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws up and it's like, Oh please, get a room.
-- Jennifer Tilly -
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad.
-- Jimmy Wales -
I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.
-- Joe Perry -
A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else.
-- Joseph H. Greenberg -
Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas
-- Kelley Armstrong -
You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.
-- Kerri Walsh -
See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good.
-- Kim Harrison -
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.
-- Kirstie Alley -
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.
-- Laurie Faria Stolarz -
Id rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.
-- Mike Shinoda -
We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.
-- Neil Cavuto -
If it’s over, then don’t let the past screw up the rest of your life.
-- Nicholas Sparks -
If you screw up and do something, don't lie about it; come clean.
-- Pete Rose -
Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to you, even when you screw up. You'll bounce back eventually. You'll make up for it.
-- Stephanie Klein -
It's okay to screw up. It's what we do afterward that defines us.
-- Susan Mallery -
C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively.
-- Tom Christiansen -
Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just... survive. Outlive me, please.
-- Tracy Letts -
Screw up often; but screw up ahead of everybody else, and than learn as much, and than use it to make subsequent investments.
-- Vinod Khosla -
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
-- Will Ferrell -
No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks.
-- Will Ferrell -
If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.
-- Winston Groom -
I'm easy with employees. I make sure they get credit for their work. Naturally, sometimes a guy will screw up, and I'll have to apply some "retraining."
-- Connie Kalitta -
It's possible that we'll screw up the climate so badly that most of us will die and a few breeding pairs will remain somewhere in the arctic. What's more likely is that we'll continue remaking the planet, driving many species to extinction, killing millions of people through the indirect effects of climate change, making life even harder for the poor and powerless than it is now, and making it a little more difficult for the global middle class to live the lives to which they have become accustomed - in other words, business as usual, only worse.
-- Dale Jamieson -
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
-- Dean Winchester -
It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up.
-- Laszlo Nemes -
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.
-- Shawn Amos -
When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play.
-- Bob Sanders -
Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything.
-- Mark Thornton -
There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life.
-- Brandon Thomas -
I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up.
-- Cory Arcangel -
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt.
-- Josh Kaufman -
We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as possible.
-- Lee Unkrich
