"No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it."

-- Will Ferrell

#Matter Quotes #Screw Ups Quotes #Screws Quotes

“I came to office with one deliberate intent: to change Britain from a dependent to a self-reliant society -- from a give-it-to-me, to a do-it-yourself nation. A get-up-and-go, instead of a sit-back-and-wait-for-it Britain.”
“Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.”
“I had at one point this rather depressing image of some alien culture seeing the death of this planet - coming down in their spaceships and sniffing around; finding all our skeletons sitting around our TV sets and trying to work out why our end came before its time and they come to the conclusion that we amused ourselves to death.”

Source : "Amused to Death" syndicate Radio Premiere, 1992.
“And Later I Thought, I Can't Think How Anyone Can Become a Director Without Learning the Craft of Cinematography.”
“I think the marketing needs work.”
“Obamacare is a crime against democracy.”
“Never trust he who trusts everyone.”
“The child begins to perceive the world not only through his [or her] eyes but also through his [or her] speech”

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