"If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it."

-- Darrell Hammond

#Reality Quotes

“I mean, the media and bloggers may say otherwise, but in reality I have a lot of fans because I'm the only celebrity that actually takes time out to call them and talk to them. I don't think a lot of celebrities do that.”
“The Experience of Sacred Space makes possible the founding of the world: where the sacred Manifests itself in space, the real unveils itself, the world comes into existence.”

Source : Mircea Eliade (1959). “The Sacred and the Profane: The Nature of Religion”, p.63, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“It's no fun throwing fastballs to guys who can't hit them. The real challenge is getting them out on the stuff they can hit.”
“The most successful filmmakers are not always the most knowledgeable ones. They are the ones who put action to what they learnt. They do, not talk about doing.”
“We run carelessly to the precipice, after we have put something before us to prevent us seeing it.”
“Nature's Moods The water is always changing and whenever you look at it you get something back. I'm sure the water isn't aware of me but I'm very much aware of it. Living by the water means constant company.”
“Resurrection means that the worst thing is never the last thing.”
“The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.”

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