"I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms."

-- Darrell Hammond

“I want to demystify what it means to leave a legacy for young people.”

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“Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.”
“Those offers come in now and again. They're not knocking down my door. I'm only an old character actor, and I'm not needed.”
“I think the Democratic Party has the chronic problem of appearing to be weak, of not standing and fighting for what it believes in, not fighting for its own.”
“Money definitely changes your lifestyle. But the things you go through makes who you are. Your experiences, they travel with you.”
“One of the privileges of adulthood is that your parents don't get to tell you what to do.”
“He has an armload of irises and daisies and tulips and he presents them to me. I didn't know what kind of flowers you like.I like them all.Yeah?Yeah.He tries to hand them to me, but then remembers the cast. I'll put them in water.Betty swoops in the room ridiculously fast and she grabs the flowers out of Nick's hands. I'll take care of them. You lovebirds just sit on the couch and think swooning things at each other.”
“Some international relations scholars would posit that interest in zombies is an indirect attempt to get a cognitive grip on what U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld famously referred to as the "unknown knowns" in international security. Perhaps, however, there also exists a genuine but publicly unacknowledged fear of the dead rising from the grave and feasting upon the entrails of the living.”

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