Moron famous quotes

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
-- Alice Sebold

#Fun #Personality #Moron

If you don't vote, you're a moron.
-- Craig Ferguson

#Vote #Moron

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
-- Emo Philips

#Wall #Wailing #Moron

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.
-- Ernest Hemingway

#Development #Cases #Moron

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
-- J. D. Salinger

#Hate #Moron

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.
-- Jonathan Safran Foer

#Trying #Patient #Moron

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
-- Josh Lieb

#Intelligence #Genius #Moron

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.
-- Ken Livingstone

#Want #Moron

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.
-- Lee Kuan Yew

#Inspiring #Genius #Moron

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
-- Louie Anderson

#Earth #Lasts #Moron

Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism,
-- Margaret Sanger

#Moron #Multiplying

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
-- Martin Mull

#Mirrors #Tvs #Moron

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.
-- Meg Cabot

#Moron #Stills

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television
-- Natalie

#Television #Problem #Moron

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.
-- Nick Hornby

#Average #Moron

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.
-- Peter Drucker

#Data #Computer #Moron

Morons. I've got morons on my team.
-- Strother Martin

#Team #Moron

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.
-- Giles Deacon

#Men #Moron

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.
-- Dan Harris

#Bad Mood #Mood #Moron