Josh Lieb famous quotes

I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.
-- Josh Lieb

#Jobs #Tonight #Exciting

A lot of young writers are very precious about their words. Don't be - you've got to be ready to burn stuff. You're not as good as you think you are, at least not yet.
-- Josh Lieb

#Thinking #Stuff #Young

If you want to do this - either write for TV, or write books - the first thing you have to do is write a lot. And I mean a ridiculous amount.
-- Josh Lieb

#Book #Writing #Mean

I have to start writing down things that happen, or I'll forget my life entirely.
-- Josh Lieb

#Writing #Forget

I can't focus on any one day, because I always have to be ready for the next. It's fun but frenetic - like living in a circus that never stops performing.
-- Josh Lieb

#Fun #Focus #One Day

I keep my TV writing and my book writing almost wholly separate. The audiences feel so different.
-- Josh Lieb

#Book #Writing #Different

You have to know writing styles well before you can copy them - and then incorporate parts of them into your own style.
-- Josh Lieb

#Writing #Style #Wells

I read an awful lot in college - a lot of Dickens, a lot of 19th century American stuff, a lot of old mysteries. Maybe it's helped me attain a certain fluidity with my style.
-- Josh Lieb

#College #Style #Fluidity

I was an English major in college, though I ended up getting my degree in "General Stduies" because my grades were too bad to qualify for an English degree.
-- Josh Lieb

#College #Degrees #Grades

I thought I was going to be a poet when I was in college, but then I found out I was poor so I decided to do something I'd get paid for.
-- Josh Lieb

#College #Poet #Poor

The more you write, the faster you'll write, and the less you'll mind throwing stuff out.
-- Josh Lieb

#Writing #Mind #Stuff

Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
-- Josh Lieb

#Crazy #Stupidity #Insanity

I am amused when goody-goodies proclaim, from the safety of their armchairs, that children are naturally prejudice-free, that they only learn to "hate" from listening to bigoted adults. Nonsense. Tolerance is a learned trait, like riding a bike or playing the piano. Those of us who actually live among children, who see them in their natural environment, know the truth: Left to their own devices, children will gang up on and abuse anyone who is even slightly different from the norm.
-- Josh Lieb

#Children #Hate #Piano

Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
-- Josh Lieb

#Gratitude #Sometimes #Annoying

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
-- Josh Lieb

#Intelligence #Genius #Moron

All my businesses are scrupulously legal. Not because I have any moral problems with crime. It just makes my life easier to obey the law. Crime is for poor people; you don't need to rob the bank if you own it.
-- Josh Lieb

#Money #Law #People

It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.
-- Josh Lieb

#Father #Interesting #Blame

Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and eggs are swallowed. Everybody goes about the business of acting like their lives matter and then, no matter how important the events of the day end up being, the sun invariably sets. The sun rose before the soldiers stormed Omaha Beach on D-Day, and the sun set after Archduke Franz Ferdinand was killed. Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.
-- Josh Lieb

#Beach #Real #Coffee

It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
-- Josh Lieb

#Pay #Talent #Be Good

Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers love writing books like this, and for some reason, we let them get away with it.
-- Josh Lieb

#Book #Writing #People