"For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron."

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Source : "Fever Pitch". Book by Nick Hornby, 1992.

Nick Hornby

#Average Quotes #Moron Quotes

“What is reading but silent conversation?”

Source : Walter Savage Landor (1826). “Imaginary Conversations of Literary Men and Statesmen”, p.497
“Since I no longer expect anything from mankind except madness, meanness, and mendacity; egotism, cowardice, and self-delusion, I have stopped being a misanthrope.”

Source : Irving Layton (1969). “The whole bloody bird: obs, aphs & pomes”
“Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.”
“Anybody who claims to read the entire paper every day is either the world's fastest reader or the world's biggest liar.”
“I'll take my iPod - though I'm not very good with gadgets to be honest - and that has everything I like.”

Source : Source: www.theguardian.com
“If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.”
“If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.”
“Between whom there is hearty truth there is love....”

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