"So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon."

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Source : "The Best God Joke Ever - and It's Mine!". www.theguardian.com. September 29, 2005.

Emo Philips

#Wall Quotes #Wailing Quotes #Moron Quotes

“We should continually be striving to transform every art into a science: in the process, we advance the art.”
“The fact that ticket prices are way too expensive, and there's only one bunch of people going to see Broadway shows, is something I've never liked.”
“Earth is a in-between world touched by both Heaven and Hell. Earth leads directly into Heaven or directly into Hell, affording a choice between the two. The best of life on Earth is a glimpse of Heaven; the worst of life is a glimpse of Hell.”
“All finite things reveal infinitude: The mountain with its singular bright shade Like the blue shine on freshly frozen snow, The after-light upon ice-burdened pines; Odor of basswood upon a mountain slope, A scene beloved of bees; Silence of water above a sunken tree: The pure serene of memory of one man,- A ripple widening from a single stone Winding around the waters of the world.”
“Truth is like most opinions - best unexpressed.”
“Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind”

Source : Mario Puzo (1996). “The Last Don”, Random House Large Print Publishing
“Silly me, Mr. Butterfingers.”

Source : "WWE results and recap: Dean Ambrose shining after The Shield's breakup, and more Raw lessons" by Alistair McGeorge, www.mirror.co.uk. June 24, 2014.
“It is a sort of great Victorian truth that actually, trying to do the right thing is pretty good for you and pretty good for business as well, by and large.”

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