"If you don't vote, you're a moron."

-- Craig Ferguson

#Vote Quotes #Moron Quotes

“White House and State Department foreign-policy experts are overwhelmingly directed towards military and diplomatic issues, not development issues.”
“If youâ€™ll dare to take your mind off your troubles, get your mind off your own needs and, instead, seek to be a blessing to other people, God will do more for you than you could even ask or think.”
“If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.”
“Nowadays, it's good to eat the booty like groceries, but back then, going down on a woman was sort of "Ew."”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.”

Source : "Barton: Jail Hell has saved me" by Simon Bird, www.mirror.co.uk. October 23, 2008.
“It turns out that Molly wasn't her mother's daughter in that respect. Charity was like the MacGuyver of the kitchen. She could whip up a five-course meal for twelve from an egg, two spaghetti noodles, some household chemicals, and a stick of chewing gum. Molly ... Molly once burned my egg. My boiled egg. I don't know how.”
“It's an old axiom of mine: marry your enemies and behead your friends.”
“The problems we face are human problems and therefore are capable of human solutions.”

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