Louie Anderson famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

We all think we're going to get out of debt.
-- Louie Anderson

#Thinking #Debt
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up.
-- Louie Anderson

#Beautiful #Mom #Mother
I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. Its just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.
-- Louie Anderson

#Giving #New Life #Asking
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
-- Louie Anderson

#Home #People #Bed
Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.
-- Louie Anderson

#Running #Thinking #World
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.
-- Louie Anderson

#Boys #Comedian #Fans
Let me tell you about my family.
-- Louie Anderson

#My Family #Let Me
Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.
-- Louie Anderson

#Hate #Laughing
I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.
-- Louie Anderson

#Boys #Vegas #Quitting
I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
-- Louie Anderson

#Vegas #Las Vegas #Careers
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.
-- Louie Anderson

#Heart #Vegas #Spots
Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.
-- Louie Anderson

#Believe #Book #Reading
At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. "Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson's."
-- Louie Anderson

#Thanksgiving #Mom #Sweet
Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing.
-- Louie Anderson

#Emotional #Weight #Wells
If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
-- Louie Anderson

#Earth #Lasts #Moron
I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
-- Louie Anderson

#Money #Years #Bucks
I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.
-- Louie Anderson

#Hurt #Sorry #Responsibility

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