"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays."

-- Henny Youngman

#Funny Quotes #Health Quotes #Doctors Quotes

“Education begins the gentleman, but reading, good company and reflection must finish him.”

Source : "The Book-Lover's Enchiridion" by Alexander Ireland, (p. 94), 1884.
“I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise.”
“Hierarchy works well in a stable environment.”
“If the guy youâ€™re dating doesnâ€™t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start â€˜figuring him out,â€™ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.”
“I am all about switching between genres and doing as much as possible.”
“There is no failure except in no longer trying.”
“Yes and no. Because America has only about 1 percent of the population serving in the military, it is hard for many civilians to understand the sacrifices military families make. However, my experience is that after the Vietnam War, the public learned that they should support the military whether or not they support the war. You've seen that outpouring of support for the veterans of both Iraq and Afghanistan.”
“God knows the secret plan of the things he will do for the world, using my hand.”

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