"If the guy youâ€™re dating doesnâ€™t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start â€˜figuring him out,â€™ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is."

-- Greg Behrendt

#Dating Quotes #Guy Quotes #Needs Quotes

“Isn't it interesting that we place deadbolt locks on our doors to keep evil influences out and then allow and even invite evil influences into our home through television.”
“To make the peaks higher. [His reason to target philanthropic funding to only the best university science departments.]”
“The great thing about American women is their energy and the way they love to dress. French women don't really dress; they are too conservative, as it's always a question of money. In America, women are powerful and strong, determined. If they want to be an object, they choose to be in control.”
“I don't focus on what I'm up against. I focus on my goals and I try to ignore the rest.”

Source : Interview with Anjali Rao, www.cnn.com. December 19, 2008.
“Life is full of challenges and surprises.”
“He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.”
“I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.”
“Kaizen means ongoing improvement involving everybody, without spending much money.”

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