"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."

-- Johnny Carson

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“You don't study photography, you do it”
“It is a glorious thing to know that your Father God makes no mistakes in directing or permitting that which crosses the path of your life. It is the glory of God to conceal a matter. It is our glory to trust Him, no matter what.”
“Those men and women are fortunate who are born at a time when a great struggle for human freedom is in progress.”

Source : Emmeline Pankhurst (2015). “My Own Story: Top Biography”, p.2, 谷月社
“Take a lesson from the mosquito. She never waits for an opening - she makes one.”
“Our blessed Savior chose the Garden for his Oratory, and dying, for the place of his Sepulchre; and we do avouch for many weighty causes, that there are none more fit to bury our dead in than in our Gardens and Groves, where our Beds may be decked with verdant and fragrant flowers, Trees and Perennial Plants, the most natural and instructive Hieroglyphics of our expected Resurrection and Immortality.”
“Living in intention through acceptance, responsibility, pro-active choice, and the willingness to be ordinary, will move fear aside and allow intuition to surface. All of those skills teach us to be inner focused and aware of who we are becoming. That is powerful. That changes lives.”
“I think it is important for everybody to bring their spending habits into line with their ideals.”

Source : "Iran's Javad Zarif on Syria, Russia, and Donald Trump". Interview with Robin Wright, www.newyorker.com. December 18, 2015.
“I'm not a wealthy person because I was never a star. I was a working actor and a supporting actor.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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