Don Herold famous quotes

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
-- Don Herold

#Learning #Intelligent #Perspective

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
-- Don Herold

#Education #Smart #Ignorance

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
-- Don Herold

#Inspirational #Happiness #Happy

Babies are such a nice way to start people.
-- Don Herold

#Relationship #Baby #Nice

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
-- Don Herold

#Opportunity #Doors #Want

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
-- Don Herold

#Worry #Trouble #Imaginary

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
-- Don Herold

#Work #Procrastination #Laughing

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
-- Don Herold

#Temptation

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
-- Don Herold

#Funny #Be Kind #Kind

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
-- Don Herold

#Simple #Wish #Impossible

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.
-- Don Herold

#Dog #Art #Uncles

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
-- Don Herold

#Communication #Form #Conversation

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
-- Don Herold

#Golf #Use #Sacred

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
-- Don Herold

#Two #People #Different

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
-- Don Herold

#Marriage #Men #Agreement

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
-- Don Herold

#Marriage #Men #Hair

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
-- Don Herold

#New York #Sophistication #Globes

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.
-- Don Herold

#Giving #Needs #Funny Women

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
-- Don Herold

#Wicked #Want #Aging

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.
-- Don Herold

#New York #Eight #People

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.
-- Don Herold

#Wise #Men #Common Sense

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.
-- Don Herold

#Emotion #Paradox #Trusted

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
-- Don Herold

#Golf #May

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
-- Don Herold

#Men #Thinking #Advantage

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
-- Don Herold

#Art #Husband #Comic

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
-- Don Herold

#Single Life #Should #Enjoy

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
-- Don Herold

#Golf #Saws #Shots

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
-- Don Herold

#Serious #Life Is #Good Things

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
-- Don Herold

#Teacher #Half #Dozen

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
-- Don Herold

#Study #Appearance #Beggar

Babies are a great way to start people.
-- Don Herold

#Baby #People #Way

Very few people look the part and are it too.
-- Don Herold

#People #Looks

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
-- Don Herold

#People #Satisfaction #Poverty

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
-- Don Herold

#Believe #Belief #Pleasure

Interruptions are the spice of life.
-- Don Herold

#Life #Spices #Spice Of Life

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.
-- Don Herold

#Devil #Males #Figures

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
-- Don Herold

#Listening #Jazz #Trouble

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
-- Don Herold

#Humorous #Appearance #Baldness

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
-- Don Herold

#Humor #Feel Good #Feels