Kathy Lette famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
-- Kathy Lette

#Sleep #Kitchen #Bed
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
-- Kathy Lette

#Love #Dad #Grief
Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
-- Kathy Lette

#Art #Beholder #Wallets
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
-- Kathy Lette

#Dirty #Men #House
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
-- Kathy Lette

#Long #Dresses #Dress Code
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
-- Kathy Lette

#Mother #Breastfeeding #Meals
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
-- Kathy Lette

#Sex #Men #Hollywood
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
-- Kathy Lette

#Needs #Los Angeles #Psychiatrist
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
-- Kathy Lette

#Home #Way #Bondage
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
-- Kathy Lette

#Loss #Thinking #People
Home is where the heartache is.
-- Kathy Lette

#Home #Heart #Heartache
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
-- Kathy Lette

#Invention #Nobel #Inventor
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
-- Kathy Lette

#Girl #Dog #Morning
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
-- Kathy Lette

#Want #Treated #Women Want
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
-- Kathy Lette

#Blokes #Bunch #Standing
Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.
-- Kathy Lette

#Men #Thinking #Judging
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
-- Kathy Lette

#Women #Kryptonite #Age
Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.
-- Kathy Lette

#Love #Beautiful #Dog
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
-- Kathy Lette

#Funny #Women #Cocky
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
-- Kathy Lette

#Funny Marriage #Jokes
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
-- Kathy Lette

#Birthday #Intelligent #Men
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
-- Kathy Lette

#Women #Kryptonite #Age
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
-- Kathy Lette

#Guarantees #Recipes #Planning
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
-- Kathy Lette

#Money #People
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
-- Kathy Lette

#Daughter #Mother #Teenage

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