"Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!"

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Kathy Lette

#Funny Marriage Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Environmental historians . . . insist that we have got to go . . . down to the earth itself as an agent and presence in history. Here we will discover even more fundamental forces at work over time. And to appreciate those forces we must now and then get out of parliamentary chambers, out of birthing rooms and factories, get out of doors altogether, and ramble into fields, woods, and the open air. It is time we bought a good set of walking shoes, and we cannot avoid getting some mud on them.”
“A guru trains his disciples to become Krishna dasa, a menial servant of Krishna.”
“Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.”
“I've never known a runner who had as much patience as he needed.”
“It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.”
“Every time I release an album my old record company releases another one.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“And all my endeavours are unlucky explorers come back, abandoning the expedition; the specimens, the lilies of ambition still spring in their climate, still unpicked; but time, time is all I lacked to find them, as the great collectors before me.”
“Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.”

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