"It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'."

-- Kathy Lette

#Girl Quotes #Dog Quotes #Morning Quotes

“If your content isn't driving conversation, you're doing it wrong.”
“The Wayshower is a compelling, multi-layered and complex spiritual journey about a guilt-ridden man searching to understand his connection to his guru J-R. Followers of the real-life guru, John-Roger, as well as a segment of new-thought seekers, will resonate with the messages and life lessons shared throughout.”
“Things you like to do should be a hobby of yours, but things the world does should be a business of yours.”
“I've always been very hopeful but I also know that as long as you've got a good work ethic, almost anything is achievable and I learned that in the armed forces.”
“My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.”
“I make hats for lots of iconic people, and that makes my job very interesting.”
“I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.”

Source : "Paul Walker Jokes Cut From Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast Telecast, Network Confirms—All the Details!" by Zach Johnson, www.eonline.com. March 17, 2015.
“Nothing gives us greater pride than the importance of India's scientific and engineering colleges, or the army of Indian scientists at organizations such as Microsoft and NASA. Our temples are not the god-encrusted shrines of Varanasi, but Western scientific institutions like Caltech and MIT, and magazines like 'Nature' and 'Scientific American.”

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