Anna Russell famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.
-- Anna Russell

#Women #Two #Roger
And it's very, very funny When you've lots and lots of money To be horrible to those with none! Be horrible to those with none!
-- Anna Russell

#Horrible #Lots Of Money

Great necessities call out great virtues.
My bursting heart must find vent at my pen.
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
But what is woman? Only one of nature's agreeable blunders.
I want in all cases to do right.
Women observe subconsciously a thousand little details, without knowing they are doing so. Their subconscious mind adds these little things together - and they call the result intuition.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
There are two ways of getting out of a trial. One is simply to try to get rid of the trial, and be thankful when it is over. The other is to recognize the trial as a challenge from God to claim a larger blessing than we have ever had, and to hail it with delight as an opportunity of obtaining a larger measure of divine grace.
In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.
Roger, liftoff, and the clock is started.

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