Wilfrid Sheed famous quotes

Books about suicide make lousy gifts.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Suicide #Book

Censors will try to censor a little bit more each year (because, like editors and other officious people, censors don't feel they are getting anywhere unless they are up and doing).
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Editors #Years #People

Unlike most wars, which make rotten fiction in themselves - all plot and no characters, or made-up characters - Vietnam seems to be the perfect mix: the characters make the war, and the war unmakes the characters. The gods, fates, furies had a relatively small hand in it. The mess was man-made, a synthetic, by think tank out of briefing session.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#War #Character #Fate

I myself have not met a self-confessed liberal since the late fifties (and even then it was a tacky thing to admit, like coming from the middle class or the Middle West, those two gloomy seedbeds of talent), yet hardly a day passes that I don't read another attack on the "typical liberal" - as it might be announcing a pest of dinosaurs or a plague of unicorns.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Self #Class #Two

For now, I'm supposing that all movements are equal, which they're not, except in this respect: that none of them gives a damn about artists beyond their immediate utility. Good movements will use a writer just as ruthlessly as bad ones; since they all fancy they have better things to do than worry about one man's artistic survival.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Men #Artist #Giving

Mushy reviews are a breach of faith
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Reviews

Scott Fitzgerald is a sound you like to hear at certain times of the day, say at four in the afternoon and again late at night, and at other times it makes you slightly sick.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Night #Sick #Scott Fitzgerald

You noodle around with tempo and sound until you get the perfect fit for that particular song, and then, so long as you can sustain it, God is on your side and everything comes easily and even the waiters smile.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Song #Your Side #Perfect

As you approach the presidency, no one seems worthy of it, since it wasn't designed for a human in the first place.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Firsts #Worthy #Approach

As things now stand, the office is a slightly meaner battleground than the home. Male bosses seem to dominate their women underlings as they would never dominate their wives.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Home #Wife #Office

Saloons provide moments of genuine ecstasy - but only if your soul is at peace and the rest of your life bears contemplating. Otherwise, they are palaces of misery.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Soul #Palaces #Bears

Unnecessary customs live a brutally short life in America.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Short Life #America #Unnecessary

It is a fallacy to think that carping is the strongest form of criticism: the important work begins after the artist's mistakes have been pointed out, and the reviewer can't put it off indefinitely with sneers, although some neophytes might be tempted to try: "When in doubt, stick out your tongue" is a safe rule that never cost one any readers. But there's nothing strong about it, and it has nothing to do with the real business of criticism, which is to do justice to the best work of one's time, so that nothing gets lost.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Strong #Real #Mistake

Of course, history is only a muddle of facts and a fuddle of professors, and anyone who thinks it is one clear voice saying "Arise, sir Knight" deserves a life sentence in Camelot.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Thinking #Voice #Knights

Whether or not Big Brother is watching us, we certainly have to watch him, which may be even worse.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Brother #May #Watches

Mankind has always made too much of its saints and heroes, and how the latter handle the fuss might be called their final test.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Hero #Might #Tests

People talk about talent as though it were some neutral substance that can be applied to anything. But talent is narrow and only functions with a very few subjects, which it is up to the writer to find.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#People #Substance #Talent

The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic American sentence because there were so many things that could not be said any other way.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Age #Golden #Way

Beware the fictionist writing his own life. Even candor becomes a strategy.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Writing #Strategy #Candor

Suicide is about life, being in fact the sincerest form of criticism life gets.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Death #Suicide #Dying

Mr Michener, as timeless as a stack of National Geographics, is the ultimate Summer Writer. Just as one goes back to the cottage in Maine, so one goes back to one's Michener.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Summer #Maine #Cottages

The only reason I didn't kill myself after I read the reviews of my first book was because we have two rivers in New York and I couldn't decide which one to jumo into.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#New York #Book #Writing

Every writer is a writer of the generation before.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Generations

For Catholics before Vatican II, the land of the free was pre-eminently the land of Sister Says-except, of course, for Sister, for whom it was the land of Father Says.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Father #Land #Catholic

I picked up the writing on the very day he died. It was the only consolation I could find.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Writing #Consolation

Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Marriage #Couple #Judging

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Intelligent #Speak

The spiritual life becomes very simple when you're sick.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Spiritual #Simple #Sick

It's the old case against symbols: if you get them, they seem obvious and artificial, and if you don't, you miss the whole point.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Missing #Cases #Obvious

The worse we treat people in this country, the more delicately we talk about them.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Country #People #Treats

How does one make a movie about decadence these days? Now that we're allowed to do it, it's too late.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Doe #Too Late #Decadence

It is possible that the malice of writers has been overrated (by myself among others). Reading their ruminations on their craft, one sees why this writer could not possibly like that one, would indeed consider him a menace. Literature is a battleground of conflicting faiths, and nobler passions than envy are involved.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Reading #Passion #Envy

The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
-- Wilfrid Sheed

#Maturity #Males #Exhausted