Jim Davis famous quotes

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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
-- Jim Davis

#Life #Feel Good #Baths
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
-- Jim Davis

#Food #Funny Thanksgiving #Cake
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
-- Jim Davis

#Funny #Hilarious #Witty
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
-- Jim Davis

#Cat #Animal #Humanity
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
-- Jim Davis

#Good Morning #Monday #Good Day
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
-- Jim Davis

#Art #Writing #Loss
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
-- Jim Davis

#Accomplish
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
-- Jim Davis

#Memories #Powerful #Past
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
-- Jim Davis

#Cat #Orange #Blue
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
-- Jim Davis

#Chef #Appearance
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
-- Jim Davis

#Needs
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
-- Jim Davis

#Lasagna #Mets
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
-- Jim Davis

#Garfield
When in doubt, pig out!
-- Jim Davis

#Pigs #Doubt
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
-- Jim Davis

#Funny #Sarcastic #Long
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
-- Jim Davis

#Garfield #Sucker
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
-- Jim Davis

#Rocks #Rivers #Pockets
I stop short of being a workaholic.
-- Jim Davis

#Workaholic
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
-- Jim Davis

#Geek
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
-- Jim Davis

#Veterans Day #Grateful #Our Veterans
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
-- Jim Davis

#Mind #Might #Wander

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