"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat."

-- Jim Davis

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“There's fatigue but also a deliberate desire to want to reach absolute perfection at every concert.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“There's a long history of anthropomorphic animals in Japanese literature. The so-called 'funny animal scrolls' were the first narratives in Japanese history, and the heroes of many folk tales have animals as their companions.”
“Schooling, instead of encouraging the asking of questions, too often discourages it.”
“Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender teens are bullied and ostracized in epidemic proportions. It's disgusting, and it must change.”

Source : "Making ‘A Better Holiday’" by Monica Raymund, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 1, 2011.
“Laughter is a form of internal jogging.”
“He is not only a God of perfect time, but of perfect timing.”
“It's a beautiful heart, not a perfect body, that leads to a beautiful life.”
“My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad.”

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