"I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek."

--

Jim Davis

“I think my prose reads as if English were my second language. By the time I get to the end of a paragraph, I'm dodging bullets and gasping for breath.”
“The price of reliability is the pursuit of the utmost simplicity. It is a price which the very rich may find hard to pay.”
“To the biologist the problem of socialism appears largely as a problem of size.”
“The European talks of progress because by the aid of a few scientific discoveries he has established a society which has mistaken comfort for civilisation.”
“The spiritual life is not a life before, after, or beyond our everyday existence. No, the spiritual life can only be real when it is lived in the midst of the pains and joys of the here and now.”
“I've been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 am than I do in an entire day But if I wake at 6:59 am and turn to you to trace the outline of your lips with mine I will have done enough and killed no one in the process.”
“A lot of things are going right. More is going right than wrong, for sure.”
“My life has been a gift up to this point, and I've been blessed beyond my wildest imagination. And wherever this ride takes me is where I'm going.”

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