Horace Walpole famous quotes

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.
-- Horace Walpole

#Life #Learning #Secret

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole

#Life #Thinking #Tragedy

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
-- Horace Walpole

#Love #Failure #Thinking

I know that I have had friends who would never have vexed or betrayed me, if they had walked on all fours.
-- Horace Walpole

#Friendship #Dog #Betrayed

Foolish writers and readers are created for each other.
-- Horace Walpole

#Foolish #Reader

When people will not weed their own minds, they are apt to be overrun by nettles.
-- Horace Walpole

#Weed #Garden #People

He was persuaded he could know no happiness but in the society of one with whom he could for ever indulge the melancholy that had taken possession of his soul.
-- Horace Walpole

#Taken #Soul #Melancholy

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
-- Horace Walpole

#Funny Friend #People #Want

Justice is rather the activity of truth, than a virtue in itself. Truth tells us what is due to others, and justice renders that due. Injustice is acting a lie.
-- Horace Walpole

#Truth #Lying #Justice

I have often said, and oftener think, that this world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel – a solution of why Democritus laughed and Heraclitus wept.
-- Horace Walpole

#Thinking #Tragedy #World

[The] taste [of the French] is too timid to be true taste--or is but half taste.
-- Horace Walpole

#Half #Taste #Being True

The best sun we have is made of Newcastle coal, and I am determined never to reckon upon any other.
-- Horace Walpole

#Coal #Fuel #Sun

Shakespeare, with an improved education and in a more enlightened age, might easily have attained the purity and correction of Racine; but nothing leads one to suppose that Racine in a barbarous age would have attained the grandeur, force and nature of Shakespeare.
-- Horace Walpole

#Age #Might #Purity

When the Prince of Wales [later King George IV] and the Duke of York went to visit their brother Prince William [later William IV]at Plymouth, and all three being very loose in their manners, and coarse in their language, Prince William said to his ship's crew, "now I hope you see that I am not the greatest blackguard of my family.
-- Horace Walpole

#Brother #Kings #Three

A man of sense, though born without wit, often lives to have wit. His memory treasures up ideas and reflections; he compares themwith new occurrences, and strikes out new lights from the collision. The consequence is sometimes bons mots, and sometimes apothegms.
-- Horace Walpole

#Memories #Reflection #Men

When Shakespeare copied chroniclers verbatim, it was because he knew they were good enough for his audiences. In a more polished age he who could so move our passions, could surely have performed the easier task of satisfying our taste.
-- Horace Walpole

#Moving #Passion #Age

The contempt of money is no more a virtue than to wash one's hand is one; but one does not willingly shake hands with a man that never washes his.
-- Horace Walpole

#Money #Men #Hands

I am persuaded that foolish writers and foolish readers are created for each other; and that fortune provides readers as she does mates for ugly women.
-- Horace Walpole

#Writing #Doe #Ugly

That strange premature genius Chatterton has couched in one line the quintessence of what Voltaire has said in many pages: "Reason, a thorn in Revelation's side.
-- Horace Walpole

#Religion #Genius #Lines

René of Anjou [(1409-80)] painted a picture of his mistress's corpse as he found it eaten by worms on having it [her tomb] openedon his return from a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. This [is] another instance of the strange mixture of religion and gallantry in those ages.
-- Horace Walpole

#Religion #Mistress #Age

I have sometimes seen women, who would have been sensible enough, if they would have been content not to be called women of sense--but by aiming at what they had not, they only proved absurd--for sense cannot be counterfeited.
-- Horace Walpole

#Women #Sometimes #Enough

Lord Bath used to say of women, who are apt to say that they will follow their own judgment, that they could not follow a worse guide.
-- Horace Walpole

#Women #Baths #Judgment

Dr. Calder [a Unitarian minister] said of Dr. [Samuel] Johnson on the publications of Boswell and Mrs. Piozzi, that he was like Actaeon, torn to pieces by his own pack.
-- Horace Walpole

#Drs #Pieces #Ministers

Shakespeare had no tutors but nature and genius. He caught his faults from the bad taste of his contemporaries. In an age still less civilized Shakespeare might have been wilder, but would not have been vulgar.
-- Horace Walpole

#Age #Genius #Might

Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh.
-- Horace Walpole

#Writing #Laughing #Tragedy

How much on outward show does all depend, If virtues from within no lustre lend! Strip off th'externals M and Y, the rest Proves Majesty itself is but a Jest.
-- Horace Walpole

#Doe #Majesty #Royalty

[King René of Anjou (1409-80)] would not listen to the news of his son having lost the Kingdom of Naples, because he would not bedisturbed when painting a picture of a partridge.
-- Horace Walpole

#Kings #Son #News

It is charming to totter into vogue.
-- Horace Walpole

#Age #Charming #Vogue

Nothing has shown more fully the prodigious ignorance of human ideas and their littleness, than the discovery of [Sir William] Herschell, that what used to be called the Milky Way is a portion of perhaps an infinite multitude of worlds!
-- Horace Walpole

#Ignorance #Discovery #Ideas

The sure way of judging whether our first thoughts are judicious, is to sleep on them. If they appear of the same force the next morning as they did over night, and if good nature ratifies what good sense approves, we may be pretty sure we are in the right.
-- Horace Walpole

#Morning #Sleep #Night

Cunning is neither the consequence of sense, nor does it give sense. A proof that it is not sense, is that cunning people never imagine that others can see through them. It is the consequence of weakness.
-- Horace Walpole

#People #Giving #Weakness

[French] authors are more afraid of offending delicacy and rules, than ambitious of sublimity.
-- Horace Walpole

#Offending #Ambitious #Delicacy

Art is the filigrain of a little mind, and is twisted and involved and curled, but would reach farther if laid out in a straight line.
-- Horace Walpole

#Art #Mind #Lines

[Corneille] was inspired by Roman authors and Roman spirit, Racine with delicacy by the polished court of Louis XIV.
-- Horace Walpole

#Delicacy #Spirit #Inspired

Of Ickworth's boys, their father's joys, There is but one a bad one; The tenth is he, the parson's fee, And indeed he is a sad one. No love of fame, no sense of shame, And a bad heart, let me tell ye: Without, all brass; within, all ass, And the puppy's name is Felly.
-- Horace Walpole

#Father #Heart #Boys

It amazes me when I hear any person prefer blindness to deafness. Such a person must have a terrible dread of being alone. Blindness makes one totally dependent on others, and deprives us of every satisfaction that results from light.
-- Horace Walpole

#Light #Satisfaction #Deafness

The prosecution of [Warren] Hastings, though he should escape at last, must have good effect. It will alarm the servants of the Company in India, that they may not always plunder with impunity, but that there may be a retrospect; and it will show them that even bribes of diamonds to the Crown may not secure them from prosecution.
-- Horace Walpole

#Alarms #India #Crowns

King René of Anjou [(1409-80)]was a strange compound of amiable, great and trifling qualities. He was so excellent a sovereign as to acquire the surnom of the Good. He was brave in war, delighted in tournaments and wrote on them, instituted festivals and processions, partly religious and partly burlesque, was a fond husband, a romantic lover, a good painter for that age, and a true philosopher.
-- Horace Walpole

#Religious #Kings #Husband

Our [British] summers are often, though beautiful for verdure, so cold, that they are rather cold winters.
-- Horace Walpole

#Beautiful #Summer #Winter

In the drawing room [of the Queen's palace] hung a Venus and Cupid by Michaelangelo, in which, instead of a bit of drapery, the painter has placed Cupid's foot between Venus's thighs. Queen Caroline asked General Guise, an old connoisseur, if it was not a very fine piece? He replied "Madam, the painter was a fool, for he has placed the foot where the hand should be.
-- Horace Walpole

#Queens #Hands #Drawing

We must cultivate our garden. Furia to God one day in seven allots; The other six to scandal she devotes. Satan, by false devotion never flammed, Bets six to one, that Furia will be damned.
-- Horace Walpole

#Responsibility #Garden #Optimism

When the Prince of Piedmont [later Charles Emmanuel IV, King of Sardinia] was seven years old, his preceptor instructing him in mythology told him all the vices were enclosed in Pandora's box. "What! all!" said the Prince. "Yes, all." "No," said the Prince; "curiosity must have been without.
-- Horace Walpole

#Kings #Years #Curiosity

Pedants make a great rout about criticism, as if it were a science of great depth, and required much pains and knowledge--criticism however is only the result of good sense, taste and judgment--three qualities that indeed seldom are found together, and extremely seldom in a pedant, which most critics are.
-- Horace Walpole

#Pain #Criticism #Quality

I have known several persons of great fame for wisdom in public affairs and councils governed by foolish servants. I have known great ministers, distinguished for wit and learning, who preferred none but dunces. I have known men of valor cowards to their wives. I have known men of cunning perpetually cheated. I knew three ministers who would exactly compute and settle the accounts of a kingdom, wholly ignorant of their own economy.
-- Horace Walpole

#Men #Wife #Ignorant

Without grace no book can live, and with it the poorest may have its life prolonged.
-- Horace Walpole

#Book #Grace #May

This world is a comedy, not Life.
-- Horace Walpole

#Life #World #Comedy

Oh, we are ridiculous animals; and if the angels have any fun in them, how we must divert them!
-- Horace Walpole

#Fun #Angel #Animal

Had I children, my utmost endeavors would be to make them musicians.
-- Horace Walpole

#Music #Children #Would Be

I look upon paradoxes as the impotent efforts of men who, not having capacity to draw attention and celebrity from good sense, fly to eccentricities to make themselves noted.
-- Horace Walpole

#Men #Effort #Style

It is difficult to divest one's self of vanity; because impossible to divest one's self of self-love.
-- Horace Walpole

#Vanity #Self #Impossible

I have known men of valor cowards to their wives.
-- Horace Walpole

#Men #Wife #Coward

The curse of modern times is, that almost everything does create controversy.
-- Horace Walpole

#Doe #Modern #Curse

Every drop of ink in my pen ran cold.
-- Horace Walpole

#Writing #Ink #Cold

The Methodists love your big sinners, as proper subjects to work upon.
-- Horace Walpole

#Bigs #Methodists #Subjects

Serendipity... You will understand it better by the derivation than by the definition. I once read a silly fairy tale, called 'The Three Princes of Serendip': as their Highnesses traveled, they were always making discoveries, by accidents and sagacity, of things which they were not in quest of.
-- Horace Walpole

#Silly #Discovery #Serendipity

Posterity always degenerates till it becomes our ancestors.
-- Horace Walpole

#Degenerates #Ancestor #Posterity

Poetry is a beautiful way of spoiling prose, and the laborious art of exchanging plain sense for harmony.
-- Horace Walpole

#Beautiful #Art #Way

I firmly believe, notwithstanding all our complaints, that almost every person upon earth tastes upon the totality more happiness than misery.
-- Horace Walpole

#Happiness #Believe #Earth

In science, mistakes always precede the truth
-- Horace Walpole

#Confidence #Mistake

Who has begun has half done. Have the courage to be wise. Begin!
-- Horace Walpole

#Wise #Done #Half

The way to ensure summer in England is to have it framed and glazed in a comfortable room.
-- Horace Walpole

#Summer #August #Way

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule.
-- Horace Walpole

#Moving #Thinking #Talking

To act with common sense according to the moment, is the best wisdom I know.
-- Horace Walpole

#Wisdom #Common Sense #Common

At last some curious traveller from Lima will visit England, and give a description of the ruins of St. Paul's, like the editions of Baalbec and Palmyra.
-- Horace Walpole

#Giving #Curiosity #Lasts

The passions seldom give good advice but to the interested and mercenary. Resentment generally suggests bad measures. Second thoughts and good nature will rarely, very rarely, approve the first hints of anger.
-- Horace Walpole

#Anger #Passion #Giving

How posterity will laugh at us, one way or other! If half a dozen break their necks, and balloonism is exploded, we shall be called fools for having imagined it could be brought to use: if it should be turned to account, we shall be ridiculed for having doubted.
-- Horace Walpole

#Laughing #Use #Half

I can forgive injuries, but never benefits.
-- Horace Walpole

#Forgiving #Benefits #Injury

Plot, rules, nor even poetry, are not half so great beauties in tragedy or comedy as a just imitation of nature, of character, of the passions and their operations in diversified situations.
-- Horace Walpole

#Character #Passion #Tragedy

By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses; one misses more nonsense than sense.
-- Horace Walpole

#Missing #Gains #Nonsense

I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due.
-- Horace Walpole

#Political #Way #Politics

Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school.
-- Horace Walpole

#School #Boys #Power

How well Shakespeare knew how to improve and exalt little circumstances, when he borrowed them from circumstantial or vulgar historians.
-- Horace Walpole

#Littles #Circumstances #Vulgar

I never found even in my juvenile hours that it was necessary to go a thousand miles in search of themes for moralizing.
-- Horace Walpole

#Hours #Theme #Miles

Men are often capable of greater things than they perform - They are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent.
-- Horace Walpole

#Future #Men #Greatness

It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough, that she never puts dots over her I s, to save ink.
-- Horace Walpole

#Ink #Dots #Misery

Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs.
-- Horace Walpole

#Ambition #Feet #Naked

The wisest prophets make sure of the event first.
-- Horace Walpole

#Wise #Events #Firsts

The best philosophy is to do one's duties, take the world as it comes, submit respectfully to one's lot; bless the goodness that has given us so much happiness with it.
-- Horace Walpole

#Respect #Philosophy #World

Letters to absence can a voice impart, And lend a tongue when distance gags the heart.
-- Horace Walpole

#Distance #Heart #Voice

A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does not mis-become a monarch.
-- Horace Walpole

#Song #Doe #Littles

I sit with my toes in a brook, And if any one axes forwhy? I hits them a rap with my crook, For 'tis sentiment does it, says I.
-- Horace Walpole

#Rap #Axes #Doe

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
-- Horace Walpole

#Scotch #Void #Humour

Defaced ruins of architecture and statuary, like the wrinkles of decrepitude of a once beautiful woman, only make one regret that one did not see them when they were enchanting.
-- Horace Walpole

#Beautiful #Regret #Wrinkles

Fashion is always silly, for, before it can spread far, it must be calculated for silly people; as examples of sense, wit, or ingenuity could be imitated only by a few.
-- Horace Walpole

#Fashion #Silly #People

What is called chance is the instrument of Providence and the secret agent that counteracts what men call wisdom, and preserves order and regularity, and continuation in the whole, for ... I firmly believe, notwithstanding all our complaints, that almost every person upon earth tastes upon the totality more happiness than misery; and therefore if we could correct the world to our fancies, and with the best intentions imaginable, probably we should only produce more misery and confusion.
-- Horace Walpole

#Believe #Men #Order

Fashion is fortunately no law but to its devotees.
-- Horace Walpole

#Fashion #Law

Our supreme governors, the mob.
-- Horace Walpole

Mystery is the wisdom of blockheads.
-- Horace Walpole

#Mystery #Blockheads

We are largely the playthings of our fears. To one, fear of the dark; to another, of physical pain; to a third, of public ridicule; to a fourth, of poverty; to a fifth, of loneliness ... for all of us, our particular creature waits in ambush.
-- Horace Walpole

#Pain #Fear #Loneliness

Our bells are worn threadbare with ringing for victories
-- Horace Walpole

#History #Victory #Bells

We often repent of our first thoughts, and scarce ever of our second.
-- Horace Walpole

#Firsts #Repent

It was easier to conquer it than to know what to do with it.
-- Horace Walpole

#Planning #Conquer #Easier

History is a romance that is believed; romance, a history that is not believed.
-- Horace Walpole

#Romance

Old friends are the great blessings of one's later years. Half a word conveys one's meaning. They have a memory of the same events, have the same mode of thinking. I have young relations that may grow upon me, for my nature is affectionate, but can they grow To Be old friends?
-- Horace Walpole

#Growing Up #Memories #Blessing

One's mind suffers only when one is young and while one is ignorant of the world. When one has lived for some time, one learns that the young think too little and the old too much, and one grows careless about both.
-- Horace Walpole

#Thinking #Ignorant #Mind

The next Augustan age will dawn on the other side of the Atlantic. There will, perhaps, be a Thucydides at Boston, a Xenophon at New York, and, in time, a Virgil at Mexico, and a Newton at Peru. At last, some curious traveler from Lima will visit England and give a description of the ruins of St Paul s, like the editions of Balbec and Palmyra.
-- Horace Walpole

#New York #Discovery #Boston

Virtue knows to a farthing what it has lost by not having been vice.
-- Horace Walpole

#Vices #Virtue #Lost

My aversion to them...springs from the perniciousness of that sect to society-I hate Papists, as a man, not as a Protestant. If Papists were only enemies to the religion of other men, I should overlook their errors. As they are foes to liberty, I cannot forgive them.
-- Horace Walpole

#Hate #Spring #Men

A tragedy can never suffer by delay: a comedy may, because the allusions or the manners represented in it maybe temporary.
-- Horace Walpole

#Suffering #Tragedy #Delay

If a passion for freedom is not in vogue, patriots may sound the alarm till they are weary. The Act of Habeas Corpus, by which prisoners may insist on being brought to trial within a limited time, is the corner stone of our liberty.
-- Horace Walpole

#Passion #Liberty #Alarms