Funny Friend famous quotes
03-28-2025
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When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
-- Alice Duer Miller -
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
-- Andy Borowitz -
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
-- Andy Borowitz -
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
-- Ann Richards -
There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.
-- Bing Crosby -
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
-- Bob Hope -
You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.
-- Brian Andreas -
Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.
-- Bruce White -
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?
-- Christian Slater -
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.
-- Edgar Guest -
I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well!
-- Enid Blyton -
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
-- Gelett Burgess -
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
-- George Ade -
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton -
Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends...
-- Gregory Douglass -
Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.
-- Hazrat Inayat Khan -
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
-- Horace Walpole -
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
-- Lady Randolph Churchill -
A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.
-- Maya Angelou -
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
-- Nicolas Chamfort -
An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.
-- Oscar Wilde -
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
-- Otto von Bismarck -
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
-- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin -
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
-- Sally Phillips -
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler -
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
-- Samuel Hall Lord -
Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.
-- Thomas Fuller -
Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.
-- Truman Capote -
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
-- Yasser Arafat -
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
-- Austin O'Malley
