"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

-- Bob Hope

#Hate Quotes #Inspiration Quotes #Funny Friend Quotes

“Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyous words in the language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying.”
“We will not regard any great power as necessarily right in a given dispute unless we are convinced of this, yet at the same time we will not view the great powers with perennial suspicion merely on account of their size, their wealth, or their nuclear potential. We will be friends of all, satellites of none.”

Source : Errol Walton Barrow (1987). “Speeches by Errol Barrow”, Hansib Publishing (Caribbean), Limited
“And yet many of us do it without families," Nynaeve said. "Without love, without passion beyond our own particular interests. So even while we try to guide the world, we separate ourselves from it.We risk arrogance, Egwene. We always assume we know best, but risk making ourselves unable to fathom the people we claim to serve.”
“The things that motivate human beings, they don't change, emotionally.”
“What I've learned in 40 years of consumer reporting is that the market is imperfect, and some people get ripped off.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“The detective and his criminal wear versions of the same mask.”
“I never really was that passionate about playing sports. But when I was at this Mt. Herman school, I did have the ability to throw the frisbee. So when this sport evolved, it was fun because I was good at it.”

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