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Andy Borowitz

#New Relationship Quotes #Funny Friend Quotes #People Quotes

“If you compare yourself to others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.”

Source : Max Ehrmann, “Desiderata”
“The lesser of two evils is still evil.”
“I'm totally against women in combat, because we live in a culture and a society that imposes on every man the concept of women and children first...If you had a man and a woman trying to go through some dangerous woods, the man's instinct would be to protect the woman. Therefore you weaken the man.”
“If our fathers, in 1776, had acknowledged the principle that a majority had the right to rule the minority, we should never have become a nation; for they were in a small minority, as compared with those who claimed the right to rule over them.”
“He who seeks eternity should look at the sky, he who seeks the moment, should look at the cloud.”
“I just think to pose for the Body Issue is a good idea for people that are bigger-boned. If people can look at me, a guy that's 325-plus, doing an issue like this, I'm pretty sure that they might have a little confidence. There will be critics, just like with everything else. I think a lot of people will get a laugh out of it, I'll tell you that. I'm looking forward to what the locker room's going to say. But at the end of the day, I'm perfectly fine with who I am as a person and what I have accomplished. It shows a lot of my personality.”
“I always loved experimenting in film.”
“God cast you in His play, wrote you into His story. He has a definite direction for your life. Fulfill it and enjoy fulfillment. Play the part God prepared for you and get ready for some great days.”

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