John Fugelsang famous quotes

03-17-2025

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'
-- John Fugelsang

#War #Gun #Compassion
Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?
-- John Fugelsang

#Prayer #Gay #Long
Iâ€™ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out,
-- John Fugelsang

#Jesus #Views #Guy
Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.
-- John Fugelsang

#Jesus #War #Thinking
Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.
-- John Fugelsang

#Iraq #Violence #Blame
Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.
-- John Fugelsang

#Jesus #Cutting #Lazy
Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.
-- John Fugelsang

#Taxes #Raised #Grover
Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.
-- John Fugelsang

#Gun #President #Weapons
Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.
-- John Fugelsang

#Gay #Rights #Political
Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.
-- John Fugelsang

#Jesus #Church #Second Amendment
Nixon was a conservative whoâ€™s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obamaâ€™s a liberal whoâ€™s way more conservative than his party can admit.
-- John Fugelsang

#Party #Way #Conservative
You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.
-- John Fugelsang

#Zero #Recovery #Play
I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.
-- John Fugelsang

#Boys #Sync #Members
Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?
-- John Fugelsang

#War #Iraq #Relief
But Al Jazeera America represents something more than news that isnâ€™t profit or ratings driven â€” they represent foreign investment in a country where the two-party system outsourced your jobs. They represent facts over opinion and they represent our cultures coming together just a little more, whether you bigots like it or not.
-- John Fugelsang

#Country #Jobs #Party
America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.
-- John Fugelsang

#Pregnancy #America #Abortion

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