"Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?"

-- John Fugelsang

#Prayer Quotes #Gay Quotes #Long Quotes

“Brute force, no matter how strongly applied, can never subdue the basic human desire for freedom.”
“Never ignore someone who loves you and cares about you. 'Cause one day you may realize you lost the moon while counting stars.”
“Ignorance and arrogance are a lethal combination. Nowhere do we see that more clearly among writers and performers who pontificate as historians when they know nothing about history.”

Source : "'Little Eichmanns' and 'Digital Brownshirts'" by Victor Davis Hanson, www.nationalreview.com. March 18, 2005.
“The question 'Why white kids love hip-hop?' forces us immediately to deal with the historical weight of race in America. On the surface people see hip-hop and race as nothing new. I think the ways young white Americans are engaging hip-hop suggest something more.”
“It was my father who instilled the 'never say no' attitude I carry around with me today, and who instilled in me a sense of wonder, always taking us on adventures in the car, never telling us the destination.”
“My question is, do you believe in an evil possessed of its own purity? or does every act intend some good?...”
“Poverty leads to hardship and failure.”

Source : "Barack Obama and America’s Children: Can a Tragedy Refocus a Nation’s Priorities?" by Irwin Redlener, M.D., www.huffingtonpost.com. January 11, 2013.
“We kissed each other, long and deep, while my legs opened like the covers of a book.”

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