"Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay."

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Source : "After Jon Stewart, Can We Find the Funny?" by Rev. Dr. Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 7, 2015.

John Fugelsang

#Jesus Quotes #Cutting Quotes #Lazy Quotes

“On the whole â€¦ archaeological work has unquestionably strengthened confidence in the reliability of the Scriptural record. More than one archaeologist has found his respect for the Bible increased by the experience of excavation in Palestine. Archaeology has in many cases refuted the views of modern critics.”
“There is no escape - we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
“We live in a kissy society.”
“When we let go of believing we are superior, we open ourselves to the experience of living in the community of Nature.”

Source : Philip Carr-Gomm, Stephanie Carr-Gomm (1996). “The Druid Animal Oracle”, p.5, Connections Book Publishing
“We spend our time envying people whom we wouldn't wish to be.”
“I don't go to church so much, the way my life is, but it's in me every day.”
“Reader look, not on his picture but his book.”
“Heaven is equally distant everywhere.”

Source : Petronius Arbiter (1964). “The Satyricon of Petronius”

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