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Andy Borowitz

#Funny Friend Quotes #People Quotes #Google Quotes

“Even for the dead I will not bind my soul to grief, death cannot long divide; for is it not as if the rose that climbed my garden wall had bloomed the other side?”

Source : alice cary (1855). “poems”, p.283
“In the years just before... during the Carter years, the Soviets regularly violated, if you will, both the spirit and theletter of arms control agreements, I think, that they had negotiated during the period of detente.”
“To find your angels... Start trusting your inner voice and intuition”
“Words are naught but wind, and the fairest promises like dreams that take flight with the morning.”
“To wish for your own happiness is sometimes coupled with another's unhappiness. So then, what exactly should I pray for? Since I couldn't pray for my own happiness, I prayed to the moon in the night sky for the happiness of the one whose warm hand I held.”
“Some books I've kept because the binding is beautiful - I'm unlikely ever to read my grandmother's copy of 'The Life of Lord Nelson.' I'm addicted to secondhand bookshops.”
“When I turned fifty, I decided to quit the mill and go to graduate school.”

Source : "An Open Letter to Joe the Plumber from Don the Factory Worker" by Donald Ray Pollock, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 17, 2008.
“Many folks think they aren't good at earning money, when what they don't know is how to use it.”

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