Ted Nugent famous quotes

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed,
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #Law #America

I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being - to earn an experiment in self-government every day by spotlighting cockroaches who violate their oath to the US constitution and wipe their ***** with the US Constitution
-- Ted Nugent

#Jobs #Government #Self

To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic.
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #Mind #World

Everybody I hang with - the ranchers, the farmers, the cops, the teachers, the plumbers, everybody I hang with - they've got an alarm clock. They get up, they put their heart and their soul into being the very best that they can be. They want to be an asset to their families and their neighborhood. They want to be productive members of society.
-- Ted Nugent

#Teacher #Heart #Soul

My idea of fast food is a mallard.
-- Ted Nugent

#Food #Ideas #Fast Food

My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one [is that] I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of mankind. You know, the animal rights [of] people, if they had their way, 99% of the human race would parish because we sustain ourselves with dead stuff on the grill.
-- Ted Nugent

#Inspiration #Mean #Animal

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
-- Ted Nugent

#Funny Thanksgiving #Turkeys #Want

Unfortunately, there are people in America, there are people in politics, there are people in positions of authority, who want to forcibly unarm, and force in to helplessness, American citizens.
-- Ted Nugent

#America #People #Citizens

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
-- Ted Nugent

#Inspiration #Hiking #Mountain

If you would force me to be unarmed and helpless I would have to do everything in my power to neutralize you... Peace and love will get you killed. That doesn't sound like a hippie.
-- Ted Nugent

#Hippie #And Love #Sound

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
-- Ted Nugent

#Country #Children #Gun

I do media every day I tour and the travel itself is a bit testing, so I don't get to do much gregarious activity when I'm on the road, but I do enough barbequing and enough hanging out and training with enough law enforcement and military to keep me bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and to make sure my guitar solos every night breath fire.
-- Ted Nugent

#Military #Night #Guitar

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.
-- Ted Nugent

#Player #Guitar #Years

I'm a lucky, lucky man. I mean, the people I surround myself with are so inspiration. They're so motivational and they're so dynamic and positive. You really can't stop that positive force when everything and everyone around you is so positive.
-- Ted Nugent

#Inspiration #Mean #Men

I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America,
-- Ted Nugent

#America #Office #Community

I'm stoned on my music. I'm intoxicated by my joyful calendar between the tours, and the hunting, and the charity work, and the family time, and just my lifestyle living on a ranch in Texas and back when I lived on my ranch in Michigan. It's the epitome of individual independence, self-sufficiency, hands-on, earthly celebration and we tour every summer like complete animals.
-- Ted Nugent

#Summer #Hunting #Animal

I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.
-- Ted Nugent

I'm such a lucky guy. I've been able to make my own decisions for my own life for the last fifty years...or sixty ... well maybe not sixty. Even though I think I was making my own decisions at the tender age of eight.
-- Ted Nugent

#Thinking #Years #Eight

When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.
-- Ted Nugent

#Law #Guy #Good Guy

Only an abuser can make the decision to stop abusing.
-- Ted Nugent

#Decision #Abusers

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.
-- Ted Nugent

#War #Civil War #Wonder

The best musicians in the world were raised on the same kind of music I was raised on and that is black, soulful, authoritative, ultra-tight, ferocious, uppity, defiant music that from the Howlin' Wolf, the Muddy Waters, the Lightnin' Hopkins, the Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, and Little Richard.
-- Ted Nugent

#Water #Black #Berries

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.
-- Ted Nugent

#Guests #Helpless

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #America #Citizens

It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition.
-- Ted Nugent

#Self #Reaching #Abraham

If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #Causes #Crime

I am a political animal, because for God's sakes I think "We The People" is a job. I think experienced self government demands on all levels - intellectual, moral, historical, and spiritual level. We are supposed to be engaged and give directions to our elected employees.
-- Ted Nugent

#Spiritual #Jobs #Thinking

The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #Rights #Second Amendment

I've always identified [myself] with the warrior and good over evil, and you don't negotiate for good over evil, if you want peace and love, kill people that deny you that.
-- Ted Nugent

#Warrior #People #Evil

Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.
-- Ted Nugent

#Want

I don't plan [my recordings], I really don't. It's so spontaneous I wish all rock lovers and rock journalist could witness a Ted Nugent recording session. It is so primal, it's like idiot kids in the garage with their first loud amplifiers, its intoxicating, it is irreverent, it is uninhibited.
-- Ted Nugent

#Kids #Rocks #Wish

If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?
-- Ted Nugent

#Mad #Needs #Body

I am always writing music. I have got unlimited ideas because I have been clean and sober for my entire life.
-- Ted Nugent

#Writing #Ideas #Sober

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #Important #Firsts

I write incessantly, I'm very productive, I write for a dozen publications and blogs and websites. A lot of very hardcore political stuff. I write a weekly feature. I express myself. But when time comes to make music [with the] same absolutely unleashing of total honesty zero inhibitions, it just flows like a stream of conscientiousness because I will not be silenced no matter what my point might be.
-- Ted Nugent

#Zero #Honesty #Writing

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.
-- Ted Nugent

#Uncles #Dad #Smart

When we learn from our cause and effect we increase our positives, we chip away and hopefully eliminate our negatives, so we can be beneficial to everyone else. It's not about being good for me, it's about being the best that I can be so I can be a good husband, father, and neighbor.
-- Ted Nugent

#Husband #Father #Causes

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
-- Ted Nugent

#Feel Good #Want #Feels

Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you.If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.
-- Ted Nugent

#Dream #People #Tolerance

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.
-- Ted Nugent

#Blow #Play #White

Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.
-- Ted Nugent

#Names #Celebration #Mankind

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
-- Ted Nugent

#Bags #Limits

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #Important #Red

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
-- Ted Nugent

#War #America #Evil

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.
-- Ted Nugent

#Guitar #Hands #Weapons

Hunting is the last perfect thing.
-- Ted Nugent

#Hunting #Perfect #Lasts

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop,
-- Ted Nugent

#Talking #Poop #Humans

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
-- Ted Nugent

#Country #Years #Light

I hunt deer because they aren't capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away'. They are very much like the French in that way.
-- Ted Nugent

#Running #Thinking #Care

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.
-- Ted Nugent

#Upset #Might #Idiot

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada
-- Ted Nugent

#Canada

God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible.
-- Ted Nugent

#Protect #Gifts Of Life #Helpless

The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. And when I kill an antelope for 'em, their preference is the gut pile.
-- Ted Nugent

#Mean #Men #Hands

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.
-- Ted Nugent

#Government #Abuse #Deceit

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.
-- Ted Nugent

#Nuts #Criminals #Behavior

Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie…Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value…Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
-- Ted Nugent

#Hippie #Hair #Two

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.
-- Ted Nugent

#Hunting #Jerry #Stills

I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up.
-- Ted Nugent

#Two #Body #Tests

I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.
-- Ted Nugent

#Thinking #Hardware

I’m repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it’s against nature. I think it’s strange as hell, but if that’s what you are I love you. I’m not going to judge another’s morals. I say live and let live. I have friends that are gay.
-- Ted Nugent

#Sex #Love You #Gay

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.
-- Ted Nugent

#Shooting #Rooms #Faults

The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend, makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was good to see him again, cause in the wind he's still alive.
-- Ted Nugent

#Friendship #Good Friend #Wind

The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof.
-- Ted Nugent

#Baby #Animal #Skins

I make a ***** purr with the stroke of my hand.
-- Ted Nugent

#Hands # #Strokes

Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.
-- Ted Nugent

#Cutting #Men #Dry

Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else.
-- Ted Nugent

#War #Battle #Organized

You have to save the habitat, you have to save the population - not individual animals. What you want to save is the foundation, the basic infrastructure from which resources are produced. You can't save Fifi and Boo-Boo and Thumper.
-- Ted Nugent

#Animal #Population #Habitat

Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children's charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children's charity than the hunters donate we won't go hunting.
-- Ted Nugent

#Children #Cancer #Opportunity

They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?
-- Ted Nugent

#Art #Real #Sunday

The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil -- instead of the liberal politically correct policy of accepting evil and accepting other points of views that destroy lives. We the thoughtful, productive people of American have got to take our freedom back.
-- Ted Nugent

#Thoughtful #Views #People

Practice, practice, practice. Practice until you get a guitar welt on your chest...if it makes you feel good, don't stop until you see the blood from your fingers. Then you'll know you're on to something!
-- Ted Nugent

#Blood #Practice #Guitar

With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one's logic and intellectual calculating powers are replaced with dopey feel-good, fantasy-driven denial, the democratic party serves them well.
-- Ted Nugent

#Party #Feel Good #Abuse

Pat Buchanan...was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the otherwise failing network....The real message of the left is intolerance, zealotry, bigotry and hate. The left has no use for the First Amendment or the rest of the Constitution unless it fits their multicultural, euro-socialist agenda, which is failing all across Europe and everywhere it is practiced.
-- Ted Nugent

#Real #Hate #Rocks

If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.
-- Ted Nugent

#Gun #Jail #Gun Control

[I] never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage.
-- Ted Nugent

#Dope #Nicknames #Enough

There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong.
-- Ted Nugent

#Inspirational #Strong #Men

So listen everybody to what I got to say, there's hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today.
-- Ted Nugent

#Peace #Special #Wake Up

I can hear her thunder, she's coming after me, thunder thighs.
-- Ted Nugent

#Thunder #Thighs

I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow.
-- Ted Nugent

#Today #Firsts #Tomorrow

My baby she'll take a chance, my baby got a brand new dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango.
-- Ted Nugent

#Baby #Dancing #Chance

My love is like a tire iron.
-- Ted Nugent

#Love Is #Iron #Tire

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.
-- Ted Nugent

#Crush #Baby #Night

I indeed do respect all people for the positives in their life. Sadly, there comes a time of diminishing returns in the balance. At the end of the day, my respect is reserved for those solidly in the asset column of mankind.
-- Ted Nugent

#People #Balance #The End Of The Day

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.
-- Ted Nugent

And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media's smoke and mirrors.
-- Ted Nugent

#Believe #Hero #Media

Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.
-- Ted Nugent

#Country #Names #Hussein