"That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet."

-- Doug Stanhope

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“What I feel bad about is not having published very much in the last few years.”
“There are multitudes of pure and holy spirits waiting to take tabernacles, now what is our duty. To prepare tabernacles for them; to take a course that will not tend to drive those spirits into families of the wicked, where they will be trained in wickedness, debauchery, and every species of crime. It is the duty of every righteous man and woman to prepare tabernacles for all the spirits they can. This is the reason why the doctrine of plurality of wives was revealed, that the noble spirits which are waiting for tabernacles might be brought forth.”
“Savant syndrome is not a disorder in the same way as autism is a disorder or dementia is a disorder. Savant syndrome are some conditions that are superimposed and grafted on to some underlying disability. So savant syndrome is not a disease or disorder in and of itself. It is a collection of characteristics, or symptoms, or behaviors that have grafted on to the underlying disability.”

Source : "Conversations on Creativity with Darold Treffert, Part I: De". Interview with Scott Barry Kaufman, www.psychologytoday.com. April 11, 2011.
“I'll tell you what, I love my daddy. And he's so special. He's meant so much to me, so it's not a thorn in my side to be known as Billy Graham's daughter. It's a privilege.”
“It's unlikely that machines would spontaneously decide they didn't like people, or that they had goals in opposition to those of human beings.”
“Really bad people around the world, because of the genius of American innovation, use our products and infrastructure for their emails, for their communications.”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com
“Many a time the thing left silent makes for happiness.”

Source : Pindar (1959). “The odes of Pindar”
“It's not my goal to be a leader or spokesperson, or anything like that.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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