"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Johnny Carson

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“Traditionally art is to create and not to revive. To revive: leave that to the historians, who are looking backward.”
“Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.”
“Take a step, breathe in the world, give it out again in story, poem, song, art.”
“Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together.”
“The gratitude of place-expectants is a lively sense of future favours.”
“Not everyone can be trusted. I think we all have to be very selective about the people we trust.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Regrettably, people today don't watch many programs that actually teach people how to cook, so I agreed to do a competitive show that I think will provide inspiration.”
“I'm a frotteur, someone who likes to rub words in his hand, to turn them around and feel them, to wonder if that really is the best word possible.”

Source : "James Salter, The Art of Fiction No. 133". Interview with Edward Hirsch, www.theparisreview.org. 1993.

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